Objects in mirror are closer then they appear
yet when I look forward all I see is the past catching up to me
Caution wet floor
but the floor is not wet, but flooded and I’m drowning
Road work ahead
but it doesn’t because I live in Utah and every turn reroutes my gps.
Free wifi inside
but I can’t seem to make a connection
Sugar free
but the label on the back says 6g sugar
STOP
but what is the sign asking us to stop doing?
NO ONE ASKS we all just slow down and take 5 minutes to let the person to our right go forward thinking we are being nice, but then we end up going instead because they are trying to be nice.
Just do it.
but this marketing campaign is to mixed with Shia LaBeoufs message.
ps read the title of this backwards and from bottom to if you didn’t get it at first

Woah so cool!
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